Lil Louis Walton / Double Decocted Dark Lager- 4%
Origin : Kernel Springs / The best dressed and coolest inhabitant of the Springs, Lil Louis is a well known regular at the Kernel Springs Dojo Bar. Walton loves making new friends and enjoying a dangerously drinkable Czech Style Dark Lager with notes of chocolate, toffee, & biscuit, balanced with a smooth bitterness. Na zdraví!
Sambuca Woodland / Cherry Wood Smoked Lager - 5%
Origin : Buckstaff Bluffs / Sambuca vanished from the bluffs a long time ago, on a dreary night, after falling into a pit of cherry wood smoked lager. Legend has it, every full moon Sambuca can be spotted at the bluffs cemetery searching for their lost soul. *This special beer is poured out of our Lukr Side Pull Taps for that delicious creamy and wet foam experience.
Chauncey Delaware / Rye Saision - 5.9%
Origin : Kernel Springs / This classy & witty, lemon meringue pie fanatic, bichon frise loves to have company over. Delaware is known to love a thirst quenching, lemony, peppery, and spicy rye saison with a nice bouquet of fruity esters from the blend of Belgian and French yeast strains. This is especially true on a hot Sunday afternoon after a long days work on the farm. Chauncey also loves to knit quilts and bake other fun treats like short bread cookies yum!
Tafas Cambridge / Vossaøl- 5.6%
Origin : Kernel Springs / Unstoppable, yet always moving at their own pace, Tafas is the most talented writer in the Springs, known for exceptional works such as "Pass the Kvass" and "Sigmund Knows Best." Cambridge is known to love a traditional farmhouse ale known as Heimabrygg and/or vossaøl, boiled for over 12 hours and fermented super hot with Voss Kveik yeast to give it a sweet, ripe mango flavor with underlying earthy, grassy notes.
Fitz Hemlock / Rustic Oatmeal Stout - 5%
Origin : Rough City / The most savvy, cool, and sly inhabitant of Rough City, Fitz loves attention on the streets and will stop at nothing to sell you some curious deli meats from the local packaging plant. Hemlock loves to hoot & holler, play the saxophone, and is know to guzzle down some rustic oatmeal stout brewed with tangerine lace marigolds and Voss kveik yeast for good luck from time to time.
Sundae Prairie / Hoppy Farmhouse Ale - 4.2%
Origin : Kernel Springs / Sundae is very social, encouraging, and full of love and joy. When not sleeping in their cozy lil burrow, Sundae can be found picking their favorite Closed Loop Farms Chamomile Stems to use as a filter in their light and zippy Hoppy Farmhouse Ale (4.2%) made with tropical Lithuanian yeast. This is our first collab release with Hope For The Day (HFTD)®, an amazing non profit organization that is empowering the conversation on proactive suicide prevention and mental health education. A portion of the proceeds will be donated to this fantastic cause!
Mortimer "Morti" Renshaw / Petite Baltic Porter - 4.2%
Origin : Kernel Springs / This mischievous, wild, yet loyal little tabby cat is always getting into things and making a mess, but lucky enough to never get caught. Morti is super fond of Baltic Porters. This one is full of roasty toasty burnt caramel and bran flake goodness with half the abv - just the way Morti likes it, so they can keep causing trouble. Fermented with house lager yeast. *This special beer is poured out of our Lukr Side Pull Taps for that delicious creamy and wet foam experience.
Oscar Orchard / Tropical Gruit - 3.7%
Origin : Buckstaff Bluffs / The most stylish, eccentric, and talkative inhabitant of the bluffs, Oscar is often seen flying through the desert landscape, foraging for any last bit of wind dried malt and herbs they can find to be added to their famous gruit. Oscar particularly likes theirs with sweet gale, yarrow, and a burst of huacatay - an homage to Oscar's Peruvian ancestors.
Rusty Braemore / Dark Sour - 4.2%
Origin : Rough City / The most musically gifted performer in the streets of Rough City, Rusty had an accident at a construction site, but that hasn’t stopped them from playing their heart out and spreading joy to all who gather to watch. Braemore is known for enjoying a nice dark sour with a malty backbone that cuts through just enough to be heard.
Millie Westport / Røkt Brunt øl - 4.2%
Origin : Rough City / Millie is the hardest working cat in Rough City, always punching numbers at their office, trying to close the next big deal. Millie loves smoking cigars and riding motorcycles. Always a thrill seeker and joy rider, Millie is fond of an easy drinking, lightly smoked brown ale using Sugar Creek pecan wood cold smoked malt. It's no wonder Millie's always in a good mood.
Jim Jim Summerset / Breakfast Cereal Lager - 5.2%
Origin : Rough City / The most charismatic cheerleader in the City, Jim Jim loves to play pretend and is an avid supporter of the arts, particularly motion pictures, theater, and music. When not in the studio recording or filming, Jim Jim is often found at the local watering hole enjoying a nice, malt forward lager reminiscent of Summerset’s favorite meal of the day: breakfast cereal.
Belle Aldine / Lemon Sage Gooseberry Wheat - 4.7%
Origin : Humble Park / The friendliest and most noble inhabitant of the park, Belle is known to love and share a crispy little wheat beer with fresh picked herbs and gooseberries on a fine summer evening with lots of company - especially after a long day of construction work in the park.
Crystal Apache / Wild Currant Leaf Lager - 3.9%
Origin : Humble Park / If you don't spot Crystal at one of the park's many beaches and ponds, something's not right. Usually doodling comics, daydreaming, or hanging with friends (like Budgie and Stupendous), Crystal enjoys a nice crispy little lager on a hot and humid sunny day blended with a little wild currant leaf for a twist.
Bowski Hamlin / Czech Style Amber Lager - 4% - 5.4%
Origin : Kernel Springs / Bowski Hamlin is considered to be one of the most beloved inhabitants on the island, full of joy, courage, and poise. Hamlin is one of the only inhabitants to see most of the territories. They are often found enjoying a light & frothy, delicately balanced, decocted amber lager using Sugar Creek Malt amongst old and new friends. Hamlin also has a knack for knife skills and cooking delicious snacks to feast on.
Pierre Boone / Hornindal Maltøl - 8%
Origin : Humble Park / Pierre is hard to find. Always busy or on the run, Pierre has a lovely imagination and is always full of great ideas. When not on the farm malting grain in the cute little Såinnhus (built by Belle), Pierre is known to geek out over old world farmhouse ales, especially those made with landrace grains and kveik yeasts. This one particularly is a nod to the raw ale style brewed by Terje Raftevold in Hornindal.
Gizmo Windjammer / Smoked Estonian Koduõlu - 7.1%
Origin : Buckstaff Bluffs / This Estonian Koduõlu (Farmhouse Raw Ale) with an added touch of Såinnhus Smoked barley malt from Sugar Creek Malt Company is the perfect companion by the camp fire or under a tree reading a book in peace. Gizmo, often the hardest inhabitant to find in the Bluffs, loves drinking this beer while in hiding, contemplating the deep dark winter ahead.
Rosie Martinez / Grisette with Cherry & Sencha - 4.7%
Origin : Humble Park / Rosie is a fantastic all around musician who loves dancing around the park, practicing yoga, and foraging for tea leaves. Rosie’s beverage of choice is a petit saison with hand picked, ripe Montmorency cherries and Spirit Tea Sencha.
Stupendous Gustav / Catharina Style Sour - 4.1%
Origin : Humble Park / Always curious and eager to capture all the beautiful landscapes and moments at the park, Stupendous loves to sip on a sessionable, tropical sour beer to stay hydrated - especially on the park’s shores (with Budgie and Crystal) under the blistering sun. This tart little sour is loaded with pink guava and prickly pear.
Lady Flucom / Sahti - 5.9%
Origin : Buckstaff Bluffs / The most daring and adventurous inhabitant of the bluffs, Lady actually loves peace and quiet. Flucom is often found meditating or practicing yoga before enjoying a lovely, malt forward Finnish Style raw ale, brewed with a very special, Finnish style roasted rye malt from Sugar Creek Malt. This gives the beer lots of dark rich rye bread flavor with hints of banana, chocolate, and orange spice from the farmhouse yeast strain.
Budgie Powderhorn / Hoppy Appalachian Maize Ale - 4.6%
Origin : Humble Park / Budgie is one of two rambunctious rabbits currently residing at the park. The savvier of the two, Budgie loves to explore the park's many forests and doodle all the picturesque landscapes, all the while sipping on a refreshing, hoppy little maize ale on a hot summer afternoon.
Submit Your Pet Name
All our beers are named after childhood pets and the memories of growing up with them.
To submit your pet name for consideration in our future beers, please contact us with your pet’s name, the street you grew up on, and a fond memory of your loved one!